|Title: A Shaggy Hammock Story
Fandom: Scooby Doo
A Shaggy Hammock Story
This was just ridiculous, Shaggy thought. The Scooby gang were visiting
Velma's Uncle Ned Dinkley when rumours of a haunting in the old Museum of
Hammocks had reached them. Seemingly the ghost had already stolen two of
the rarest hammocks. Fred decided that they were going to 'stake out' the
Museum. Daphne, for some reason best known to herself, declared that she
had always wanted to sleep in a hammock: she considered it to be
'romantic'. Fred laughed gently, helped her get into the hammock and then
sent everyone to different areas of the museum to lay in wait for the
Daphne's view that hammocks were 'romantic' didn't survived her first
tumble out of one. Shaggy, hiding just a few feet away, was greeted by
the sight of Daphne splayed out over the floor. He rushed over to help
'You can have the hammock, Shaggy,' Daphne insisted.
Shaggy realised that Daphne wanted him to look a fool in front of her so
that she'd feel better about falling out of the hammock in front of him.
He shrugged. He didn't mind, if it kept the peace.
Unfortunately, Shaggy discovered that the hammock was quite comfortable.
And not even *he* was masochistic enough to fall out deliberately. He'd
probably break an arm or something. Daphne flipped her hair back over her
shoulders and flounced off. Shaggy promptly settled down for a little
He awoke to the feeling of something heavy moving on top of him. The
ghost, was his first thought. But then a familiar fragrance assaulted his
nostrils: Fred's aftershave! It was *Fred* on top of him. Fred must think
that Daphne was still in the hammock!
He had to let Fred know, to stop this before it went any further.
But Shaggy's body had other ideas. It liked the feel of Fred as he
sinuously writhed on top of it, and sabotaged Shaggy's vocal chords.
Unaffected by any embarrassment that Shaggy's brain might be
encountering, his body lay back and enjoyed the ride. Amazing what could
be achieved in a hammock if you put your...er...*mind*...to it! And
Daphne couldn't even stay *still* in one!
Daphne! Shaggy's mind tried desperately to break the stranglehold his
libido had on it. He *had* to let Fred know that he wasn't Daphne before
this got very, very, *very* embarrassing.
He stifled a moan as Fred's hands opened his flies and Fred's mouth
nibbled seductively on his chin.
Wait a minute! Fred surely couldn't be so far gone that he hadn't
noticed that 'Daphne' was a skinny as a rake and wearing pants besides?
And how could he miss the stubble?
'Fred?' he managed, only whimpering slightly as Fred's incredibly
talented hands caressed his rock-hard erection. Now how in *heaven's*
name could Fred miss that?
'Quiet, Norville, don't distract me. We don't want to end up on the
floor, do we?'
Norville. Fred had called him by his *name*. He thought that everyone had
forgotten that he was ever called anything but 'Shaggy'.
Wait. If Fred had used his name...
Shaggy's body rallied valiantly and managed to beat up, tie up and shut
up his mind, just before said body exploded with pleasure.
Well, the vocal chords were still working, even if the mind was stuffed
in a closet somewhere whimpering piteously.
'Glad you enjoyed it.'
'But I'm not Daphne,' he managed weakly.
'Oh, like I hadn't already worked that out, stoopid.'
'Don't think too much, Norville, it doesn't suit you. Anyway, gotta go.
Velma should have...comforted...Daphne enough by now. She couldn't have
had *that* many bruises to 'kiss better'. Now why don't you go back to
sleep. I'll check up on this 'ghost'.'
'Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Fred?'
'Am I dreaming this?'
'Of course you are, Norville.'
'Oh. Nice dream.'
'Yeah, I though so, too. We must do it more often.'
Shaggy woke up with a start and fell out of the hammock. Daphne, who'd
been walking past, snorted with laughter and helped him to his feet
good-naturedly. Oh, well, at least falling flat on his face had achieved
He rubbed his face.
Despite the fact that he was going to have bruises, he was feeling
Oh, my, what a dream!
At that moment, Fred, Scooby and Velma came rushing by, chasing a man in
an ill-fitting sheet.
Shaggy blushed. He hastily shifted his eyes away from Fred's retreating
ass...only to catch Daphne, face as red as a tomato, eyeing Velma as if
she was a four-course meal...
Later, when everything was sorted out, the Scooby Gang took their leave
of Uncle Ned and began to bundle their stuff into the Mystery Machine.
Fred was carrying something under his arm.
'What have you got there?' Shaggy heard Velma ask Fred.
'Oh, nothing, just a hammock. Tried one once. Really enjoyed the
experience. Thought I might give it another go some time.'